Dec 18, 2007

101 Things about the Sage

1. I have no idea what to put here

2. I have 2 children

3. I am wed

4. I never voted for anyone who lost for President

5. I am 6'2

6. I have been paid to play 2 different sports

7. I am uneducated

8. I am from the south

9. I have a lot of questions for you all

10. I am a salesman by trade

11. I have been recently or will soon be in your town.

12. I have no fuckin idea how I will think up 100 things about myself

13. I love women, damn I do

14. I have zero tattoos

15. I have zero piercings

16. I am not well endowed

17. My "game" far exceeds my looks

18. I usually type here naked

19. That isn't a pretty sight

20. I have a lot of friends here.

21. I never lie

22. I have never stolen anything

23. Three girls were crying in the church house the day I was wed.

24. I am a very very attentive lover, very

25. I travel nation-wide

26. I don't have good hair

27. I am tickled I am not hairy

28. I don't like sweets

29. I am a Virgo.

30. I have read the constitution.

31. I have read the Bill of Rights.

32. I have read the Declaration of Independence.

33. People think I am funny.

34. People say I look like Tim Mcgraw.

35. I believe any girl that has slept with me would do so again.

36. I have been in 3-somes both ways, FFM, MMF

37. I have never said NO in bed, ever

38. I refuse to wear anything other than jeans.

39. I don't own a tie.

40. I floss 5-8 times a day.

41. I dip snuff.

42. I drink liquor or beer.

43. I love women, real women, not size minus 1 women

44. My haircut is a "wide Part"

45. I lettered in 3 sports in high school.

46. I was all state in 2 sports in high school

47. I had scholarship offers in 3 sports when I left high school.

48. I cum at least once a day.

49. I own zero panties/underwear

50. I think people should fend for themselves and not count on the g-ment

51. I am patriotic

52. my bride is an absolute 10

53. I prefer to give head rather than receive

54. I have found her G-spot

55. I prefer trimmed v-jag-na

56. My moral and political positions are logical and well thought out.

57. I think killing babies is wrong.

58. I think killing killers is OK.

59. I think welfare is a waste of money and will never work

60. I donate more money than you.

61. I think Paris Hilton is way, way to skinny

62. There are very few things I won't try.

63. I am an ass man

64. I think women should be proportional.

65. Hardbodies are not at the top of my list.

66. Real, imperfect women turn me on.

67. I am not a good fan of anything/anyone.

68. Country music is my favorite.

69. yes goddang please yes

70. I fucking love 69

71. To go "downtown" is my go to move.

72. I can make you ladies cum.

73. I am a voyeur.

74. I study human behavior.

75. I work for myself

76. I own 3 companies and am currently working on deals to start 2 more.

77. I am fat.

78. I love to eat.

79. I am a member of PETA.

80. Please Eat The Animals

81. I hunt.

82. I am the most prolific deer killer in the southeast.

83. My father was by far the smartest person I have ever known.

84. I drive a truck. (pick up truck)

85. I have, never had, and will never have any personal debt.

86. If you have a credit card I believe you aren't very smart.

87. People ask me for advice often.

88. I look better dressed than naked.

89. I think personality is sexy.

90. I love lips and eyes.

91. If you read all of these you are bored as hell.

92. I love pussy

93. I would rather please a woman once than have her please me 25 times.

94. A lot of people consider me their friend.

95. I am anti-social.

96. I will always answer any mail/comment I get.

97. My manners are second to none.

98. I am for racial profiling.

99. I make no excuse for being an American

100. I am a fucking legend in my own mind.

101. You will like me; mail me, and you will see.

102. I can sell anything.

103. I am the best salesman I know.

104. I think all politicians are self serving.

105. I know the government can do nothing better than private industry (see post office)

106. Women used to think I was pretty.

107. My fave movie is the Outlaw Josey Whales.

108. My knuckles are scarred.

109. I have been finger printed.

110. I have ridden in at least three police cars.

111. I don't play games of chance.

112 I believe most people are to stupid to vote.

113. I believe if you vote straght line either party you should kill yourself and never breed because you are a dumb ass.

114. I hope you ask me questions here because I'm better at that, than cold posting.

115. If you and I are in bed and you say deeper you better mean intellectually.

116. I am pro global warming, I don't want to be cold.

117. I wold never fart in the presence of lady.

118. I always say ma'am no matter the age of the female.

119. I don't hate abortion, its probably for the best, less losers born.

120. I promise I can outshoot you unless you are a marine sniper.

121. I was raised proper and appreciate my folks and what they taught me.

122. I am good people.

123. I am a lot of girls' type.

124. I have been called an outlaw, renegade, rebel and rogue.

125. I have lived up to all of the above.

126. I had my first job at 11.

127. I worked for myself.

33 Sexy Chicks wanna roll around naked with me:

Snow White said...

Wow! Now this is an impressive list! And I even learned a couple of things!

xox

Chantel said...

I wondered how long it would take you to start your own blog.

:)

Faerie said...

awww babyboy!! I am sooo very proud of this moment!!!

Southern Sage said...

Snow: What didja learn? You have to set my stuff up so I get email alerts.
Chantel: Thanks for the comment, w don't see it all the same way but you tickle the shit outta me
Faerie: Snow made me!!!!!

Flip Flop Momma said...

yup, im in love..haha

Southern Sage said...

FFM: come on in, don't sweat the luv its natural for chicks to feel that way about me

angel said...

wow... and you didn't know what you were going to put on this list!!!
luvverly stuff sage!

Evening said...

Just been by to visit you mr sage. you are a fastenating man. but than i already knew that.

Southern Sage said...

Angel: Glad you liked it!
Evening: Thanks for coming by, and thns for the compliment, well i reckon facinating is a compliment!!
SS

Vixen said...

I was wondering how long it would take you too...to start up your own blog. LOL :)

Kittie Kate said...

I am a member of PETA too, but a different PETA than yours.

Mine is People Eating Tasty Animals.

Southern Sage said...

Katie: I'm a member of that one too!!!

scarlett said...

Wow, you sound sexy as hell...

I could take you up on that shooting thing...I was raised around guns ; ) Oh and if you can shoot it..I can field dress it! Seriously.

Love the PETA (please eat the animals) that's great...I am not vegetarian or vegan...I love my meat ; )

It makes me very happy to hear that you like imperfect woman because I'm about as imperfect as they come...lol! Perfect size 0 women make me want to wretch!

Southern Sage said...

Scarlett: Oh yeahhhh a shooter! I shoot and you clean? I'm in for that!
It;s the imperfection that make us unique. The size zero's just don't do it for me.

Lol@peta.

Firefoxcub said...

ohh noo sage. i'm a size 0. but it's also coz im 5 foot nothing.

Southern Sage said...

Fox: Its proportionality. My bride is like you very short and a 2 or something. The chicks I was talking abut are the ones that are tall and superthin, Kate Moss, etc.
But I have never judged strictly on looks anyway, if folks judged m that way I'd be f'ed!!
hehe

a said...

wow...you sound awesome!

Southern Sage said...

A: Well I think that is a first. I don't think I have ever been called awesome but I do preciate it. Thanks for stopping by, come again soon!!

Dana said...

Sage! Aparently you made this post before I *found* you and I just found the link on your main blog page! Now, I've figured out most of this now, but there were still a few things that I learned! I cannot imagine trying to list 101+ things about myself, but you did an excellent job.

Spin said...

Yeah, I even like you now and have just recently started reading your blog.

benning said...

"63. I am an ass man" - Yep! Me, too!

"44. My haircut is a "wide Part"" - I think that's what I should call my sparse top-adornment.

"53. I prefer to give head rather than receive" - Yeah, me, too.

"57. I think killing babies is wrong.

58. I think killing killers is OK." - Who, in their right mind, could argue?

"68. Country music is my favorite." - Classical is my fave, but I can listen to Johnny Cash all day.

Amazing! You went far past 101 things. Good work!

Holly Golightly said...

wow...i think i am in love with you Sir. And from the list..i think you will love me too.

xoxox
holly

B said...

I read 'em all!
100. I'm sure you are a legend. period.
117. excellent.
18/19. ha ha ha ha!
91. Not bored. Fascinated, and killing time.
48, 75, 41, 16(!) and 126- Me too.

Southern Sage said...

Holly: hehehe I'm glad you approve!

B: you don't dip snuff!! hehe well I'm glad you were fascinated!

B said...

ok. you got me. I DIPPED snuff. Past tense. ;)

Holly Golightly said...

aparently you were in my town today and didn't let me know!
booo!

Southern Sage said...

HG
well i might have been, in the least I was very close to your town....

Passion said...

You started out struggling, but you *wow'd* me as I read on. I am in love...swoon... ;)

I will be visiting the deep south next week for 10 days. I have family in South Carolina. It is a piece of heaven there.

I may try this, I don't know if I can come up with 100 things. ;)

Gotta Change It said...

I am sure #123 is true. You sure seem like my type. ;)

xo
Christa

Lilly said...

16. I sure as hell wouldn't kick you outta bed, there's no complaints from me on your size.

17. I beg to differ. Nothing slighting your game, but you underestimate your looks.

24. Wanna prove that? ;)

37. NEVER?? Ever? I think there are some things that you would say "no" to that I might ask for.

41. One of the few things on your list I don't like.

49. Seriously?? You don't own a single pair of boxers or briefs???

77. No you're not, damnit. STFU.

86. I disagree. Owning a credit card or two is necessary early on to build your credit for things like loans, cell phone contracts, etc. Owning a department store credit card in a lot of places will get you special savings (25% for example) at certain times. Also, these Visa/MC cards that earn points/flyer miles are very handy. This is all dependant on how you USE your CC. If you're smart, don't use it to spend beyond your means, and always pay off what you charged at the end of each month, then a CC is a smart choice.

101. I do, I have and ohhh do I see...

spankingbarbie said...

I am going to have to do this list....I am wondering if I can come up with 101 things. This is my project for today!

questions/comments:
~I didn't know you were bi
~You played professional sports? which ones/details!
~Your assessment of yourself is very sexy in its own right. I love a man who knows and appreciates himself.

April said...

I swear my husband would have said 90% of that too. He can't say he is a better shot than me though and he's damn good. I'm just that much better. OK, i guess I am bored because I have read so many of your post. No offense.

Anonymous said...

Impressive provoking list. Im interested to meet you one of these days.

-Mr. Moral,Adult Videos are just videos from kids who grew up