Ringtone, Answers, funny

Well I found the ring tones for me!
http://www.myxertones.com/ringtone:20557/
Here is another one I got too! Damn I'm a cool cat huh?
http://www.myxertones.com/ringtone:98437/
Then I was addicted so I got this one too.
http://www.myxertones.com/ringtone:43020/
and last but not least......
http://www.myxertones.com/ringtone:102436/

That's good action right there I don't care who you are!

I was looking for the lyrics of a duet by Colt Ford and John Michael Montgomery called Ride in country or something. Out of the questions I have remaining one was fave song of which I have easily 98565443668900978675654678 in the top 5. I like songs that I can relate to, someone recently in the last year or two sang a song called "Songs about me" Trace Atkins maybe, those are the kind of songs I like and this one was, maybe I can find the lyrics.

Funny

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep,
the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring.

Yeah right!' she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual.

The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself,
she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.

The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, 'I don't
know where we were .... Or what we did ... But, by God .. We took first and second place.

Answers

Sex in public. How many places have you & where at? Other than bar/restaurant parking lot, the 3 I most remember were in a field during the day with a private prop plane circling low overhead.
In a different field in a driving rainstorm, because it was some chicks fantasy and in the emergency lane on the side of the interstate during sunlight hours because a chick wanted to.

Turn ons. What's the ONE thing (each time) that seems to always gets you the MOST turned on no matter what? Hearing her moan, gasp, heavy/ragged breathing and feeling her respond while I manipulate her, usually orally.

The best gift/present was (what) and given to you from (whom)?
Nothing I can recall specifically, whatever the kids are tickled to give me.
What fictional character (from a movie or tv show) is most like you?
Hmmmm, I dunno this one, some guy who is tough, a smart ass, calculating, street smart. Maybe Bruce Willis in the Die Hards, or Clint in anything any guy who is a smart ass mostly.
What's your favorite alcoholic drink.
Beer. Any brown liquor. Home made wine/moonshine
What's your favorite non*alcoholic drink.
Sweet tea.
AR asked what my comfort food was that is an easy one. Nachos and cheese and hot picante sauce with jalapenos, I could eat those for every meal, the problem is I should just paste them on my stomach because that's where they will end up as fat.

Well there are some pics down there and a blog pimping and other stuff.
Hope everyone is having a good week!