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I saw this a few places and thought it was cool.
So here ya go.

I am: poor, fat and balding
I think: everything out, the good the bad and the ugly, until I am satisfied my take is spot on.
I know: that folks don't believe I am anti-social.
I want: to retire at 45.
I have: made plans and set it up to make that happen.
I wish: my kids wouldn't argue with me.
I hate: stupidity, and folks who don't think, and followers, and simpletons.
I miss: my parents.
I fear: erectile dysfunction.
I feel: fat, tired, underpaid, and like I need to do more, to have more so I can give more.
I hear: the history channel, kids fighting.
I smell: no I don't I just showered.
I crave: sex, constantly.
I search: constantly for opportunity.
I wonder: if the people I meet and my family are better after knowing me.
I regret: I don't do regret.
I love: hunting, making a deal, snuff, beer, sex, closing a deal, poker, money, sex and hunting too.
I ache: when my kids or any woman crys, 'specially if its my fault.
I am not: educated, rich, in shape (unless fluffy is a shape)
I believe: in myself, in my abilities, I am bulletproof.
I dance: i don't dance.
I sing: terribly, I mean cats fucking sounds better, but I do always always know the words.
I cry: I cried last in 91.
I don’t always: stay on the right side of the law or ethically.
I fight: for whatever is right, and whenever confronted, hey the flight option is lost on fat folks!
I write: poorly, my penmanship is worse than a doctors.
I win: always. I won't allow myself or those that follow me to lose, if you have a chance always bet on me.
I lose: seldom, and if it does happen then I do it very very very poorly.
I am never: rude, mean, nasty, thoughtless, unfriendly or degrading
I never: Seek, I find.
I always: treat people well and believe folks until they prove me wrong.
I confuse: people who don't think, my takes are to well thought for simpletons.
I listen: to haggard, Jones, Jennings, Paycheck, Coe, Confederate Railroad and Jerry Lee when I drink.
I can usually be found: working.
I am scared: of losing, ever.
I need: to improve daily.
I am happy: seldom, I am even always, no emotion, ever.
I imagine: the day we will get decent government and these ass head politicians, snake oil salesmen and idiots will be replaced with someone like Reagan, the day the people have a decent choice and don't have to chose between an old lifer (Mccain) and an obvious idiot, socialist, pandering, America hating, and big interest tied pure dumbass (Obama).

There ya go, there were no rules so I just put it out there!
Still gone folks, be back sometime.




EDIT***
Just got in from the National Dance Finals results are in on our age group. The crumb's (of course a piece of a cracker, my daughter) Jazz dance team came in first place in the nationals! She gets those moves from me!!!!!!!!!
hehe (I do have service in the condo ut its spotty so I had preset all these posts to run so y'all wouldn't miss me and pine for me and throw up with worry and get the shakes from withdrawals! haaaaaaaaaa)

My buddy is struggling with some math........ Crabby this IS NOT the correct answer!

Good luck on your test!

A couple of blogging questions maybe y'all can figure out for me and maybe some of you do it and don't need to.
#1 I despise any and all of those things where you have to type in jdiuiewkde before you can post a comment but I understand why folks have them, BUT if your blog is private do you really need them? I mean can a spammer get in to leave a comment? If not then please take that off if you have it and a private and I am invited!! hehe

#2 Why would someone link you in their blog that is private if you aren't even able to get in their blog?? Does that make sense? I don't care but I just don't get it.

#3 also why do people who have comment moderation have the letters to type in? I mean if they have to ok them all whats the prob with just x'ng the spam ones out and not making me type the code in 3 times because I f it up twice?

Just wondering these things, I don't have any of that so I wouldn't know.
A help request below, a cool blog got pimped below that, slides and more fun and excitement throughout!
Hope alls well!