Pimp Daddy Sage Pimpin Dat Blog, funny

Well I thought I'd put a funny up here cause my Pimpette is a funny chick!! She'd likely say something like this.

Larry The Cable Guy Gettin er' Dun!
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse
gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering,
'What the heck happened?'
22. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of
jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt
tomorrow.

Well today as has become a Monday tradition here in Sageville I will review an awesome blog that everyone doesn't read but should. This blog always tickles the shit outta me. I mean with post titles like:
The Sunsphere, Sandy Buttcracks & The Mile High Club
and
Monsters, Hot Peppers & Hell
and
Boobies, Murderers & Sex Changes
how could it not be a place to check everyday? I mean she blogs about daily happenings, sex (as well as lack there of), naughtiness, drinking, etc etc. Not a whole lot of drama here but always funny and sarcasm oozes. She does make claims to being an official member of the mile high club but she didn't post any pics so we'll all have to wonder huh? She will answer comments, come around and visit and always has something funny to say. So unless your just a person who doesn't want a smile or laugh you oughta hit her up.
Her answers.
1: What motivated you to start a blog?
I posted my first blog on MySpace as a rebuttal to a snotty post a girl in our little group posted about another girl in our group after she got engaged to some lame dude. It was lame, but funny, and I got my point across.


2: Do you feel a certain responsibility to blog daily?
No responsibility. If something tickles me or I have something to say, then I say it. As it goes, I'm not creative enough to be making something up every day.

3: Do the comments shape/help shape what you write about?
No, not really. I mean I dig comments and I've done the whole "Ask me any question you want and I'll post about it" before when I had absolutely nothing positive to say.

If we go to Adult World and see Rambone, I post about it. If we have a fart war over here, I post about it. If one of our kids turns into an asshat, I post about it. Boring stuff? I think not. :)


4: Does your family/friends know you blog and do they have access?
Why Lord yah. My mom has decided after reading that I'm semi-certifiable.

My sister has decided that I'm sexually frustrated on teetering on the brink of postal.

My oldest daughter has decided I don't love her as much as I do the other kids.... just because I don't write about her.... I told her that just means she hasn't done anything really stupid.

Big T is at a loss for words about some of the stuff I post. But, he's shy and my opposite, so that figures.


5: What makes a good blog to you?
I like alot of different blogs for alot of different reasons. I'd have to say I'm most drawn to the far ends of the spectrum. I love the sarcastic blogs and on the other end, there are several poetic blogs I love.

6: Would you recommend blogging to your friends in the real world?
I recommend blogging to anybody and everybody. It's cheap therapy.

7. Why/how did you choose your blog name?
Because I'm a catty bitch in real life. Get it? Catscratch Diva.

8. Who is the ONE person they most hope will NEVER find their blog?
I hope EVERYBODY eventually finds my blog. I'm an attention whore and I don't ever say anything that I don't mean to begin with.

9. Have they ever met with any long time commenters/bloggers/readers?
I know some of the local (Knoxvillle) bloggers, but I am generally out drinkin the days that they have BlogFest.
I'm sure they all think I'm a snotty bitch because I never show.... but that's not true.
I just like drinkin and singin karaoke more.

10. Like ever been recognized at the supermarket by someone who reads your blog?
Gawd no. I keep my rack covered in public.



CSD says.................. Give Sage a huge, and I mean huge, round of applause for being such a sweet pimp. I mean he doesn't make us give him a cut of the bottom line. I mean, how can ya not adore a fella that only asks for pictures of our tits for a good reason.

Wow I think CSD said it all y'all go check her out.