HNT, Funny

A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the
lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her
inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The
biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage, and hits the lion square on
the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and
the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A NYT reporter has seen the whole scene and, addressing the biker, says,
'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole
life.'

'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this
little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.'

'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New
York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the first
page. What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation do you
have?'

'A Harley Davidson and I am a Republican.'

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it
indeed brings news of his actions, and reads the first page:

REPUBLICAN BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa How true is that????????????


Wooooo Hoooooo there are some new stellar sexies over there -------> on the Sage Girls list!! Always new sexies!! Hit em up!

Well the birthday girl had requested a TFT pic from me and I meant to post it on her Happy Birthday post but forgot so here ya go sexy. I'll send it along to Mrs. Vixen too (hit that link and send her yours too!!). She requested TFT pic shirtless laying in the grass.

That's 2 of 8755282933210 to the 365273 power. Don't worry I won't subject y'all to anymore of these!! I need longer arms or a skinnier body if I'm gonna take arm length pics.

If you happen to work for Coppertone I am not for hire, I realize my excellent tan is desirable to your advertising people but that ain't how I roll so there is no need to contact me, no matter what kind of money you are offering.

Well I know y'all didn't want to have to go another minute without a shower pic so here ya go. Be sure you wanna see the next pic before you click..... (named it so it would tickle you Jobthingy!)


hehe c'mon now what'd you think you'd see??

Thats almost the last of the shower pics! I know I know tears from all. Hit the Football Pool come on and play!!
Hit the TFT send in a pic!
Or do both.
or get in the shower!!!!
We're easy here so pick your poison!

Excellent political facts below, more in the comments than the post, hit that if you want to learn or argue the facts.