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Hunting, Feet, HNT, GUEST

2009-12-16T23:29:00.000-05:00

Well I have 2 guests to post! Woot woot! I also had 2 song requests!! I also have 2 SSSSG's to post too! I have a dual guest erotica I am writing (very very slowly because I don't have time). Lotta shit going on. Give the guest some lovin.

Here is the song request........

Do you have a song for tonight? If not could you use this one:

HERE

I think of you every time it comes on the radio.

thanks.

Eight Second Ride.

Well hey girl whats ur name?
Havent I seen u before?
I recognized them dark green eyes when u dosey doed across the floor
Are you alone or are you with someone?
She said a matter of fact im not
so i took her hand thats when it all began and we headed towards the parking lot

Chorus:
And she said hey boy, do you mind takin me home tonite?
'cuz I aint never seen a country boy with tires on his truck this
high I said climb on up but watch the cup that
I spit my dip inside and hold on tight cuz its gonna be wilder than any 8 second ride

We went riding round rocking to the sound of "Country Boy Can Surivive"
and I knew then that she was my kind of girl cuz she was singing every single line
Then she slid on over put my hand on her
shoulder and I aksed her what she wanted to do
She said it dont matter where we go just as long as I'm riding with you

Chorus:
And she said hey boy, do you mind takin me home tonite?
'cuz I aint never seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high
I said climb on up but watch the cup that I spit my dip inside
and hold on tight cuz its gonna be wilder than any 8 second ride

So we headed out to old tobacco road
Put the tailgate down and we made love
She said true country boys hard to find but I found one wilder than any 8 second ride

Chorus:
And she said hey boy, do you mind takin me home tonite?
'cuz I aint never seen a country boy with tires on his truck this
high I said climb on up but watch the cup that I spit my dip inside
and hold on tight cuz its gonna be wilder than any 8 second ride
yea hold on tight cuz its gonna be wilder than any 8 second ride

Here is one for the foot freaks! ;-)

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Here is me sitting in the stand yesterday evening. Saw one whitetail.

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How bout that for whitetail????????? Y'all give her some love. Hope everyone is having a dandy week!!

Hit the post below and help me out or ask a question. Free Skate on the Questions!

Ask me Questions, A new Product, advice needed!

2009-12-16T08:13:00.000-05:00

Well the awesomeness that is AR did a question post the other week and I figured I'd do that too. I have done it before but the people who come by change so fast that they mighta missed some of the answers. Someone said I should do the "things you don't know about me" more often but I dunno what dunno about me or what you might wanna know?!?! So ask and ye shall receive. Ask whatever you want and I'll answer it truthfully. No limit on questions, ask anon if you'd like. Ask in the comment box or email me if you'd rather do it that way, email is ---> somewhere.

Oh yeah the the awesomeness that is AR did a post about the toys for tots and she exceeded her total!!! Woot woot thats cause y'all rockkkkkkkkkk.

Well I have a new company that wants me to sell their product. Now I can sell anything. There are 3 better salesmen in the universe than me:
Osama
Obama
Albo Gore

One sells virgins, one sells snake oil and one sells inexperience and outright lies.

Anyway, I don't know where or to whom to sell this product. It is Fat lightered fire starter. Now where I am at it was 80 degrees today so we don't use a lot of fire place fuel. It also is not known to everyone what it even is. It is gleaned from pine stumps. They take the stump, break it p into pieces like you se in the pic and it acts like a piece of wood that has been soaked in lighter fluid. Hold a match to it and it will start in 2-3 seconds and burn forever! This product is retail packaged and ready to ship. In as much as it isn't in high demand here I don't see it in stores. So I was wondering if any of you fine folks might know someone who is a buyer or manager of a retail or wholesale outfit that might sell a product like this. OR if you see or use a similar product and where you get it from. Now judging by the stats every Monday y'all are some cold assed folks about right now so surely some of y'all have fire places and use something to start it with other flint and news paper, or sticks and rubber bands.

Anyway, I could stand to sell it but it is seasonal so any clues would help to kick start me. Here is the packaged product as well as the loose product. It recommends 2 sticks to start a fire so this one box that would retail around $15.00 should start about 75 fires. Nothing added 100% natural.
Let me know.

Leave the Questions for me!!!!

Comments on Comments THE Vixen Kitten!

2009-12-15T08:11:00.000-05:00

Well now I coerced a non-political commenter into opining political, and I think she liked it! She liked it so good she came back and said......

Sage...I just have to tell you....this opining shit can be kinda fun now and again. *snort*

Ok, I can't talk anymore today. I'm pretty sure I used up my daily word allotment on that comment. *giggle*

Damn Cowboy. It takes a lot to get my thong in a twist like that. Best not ever let me get you alone. No telling what could happen. :)

♥
~vk~

The original post is HERE

She didn't really answer the question I asked and brought me a fairly emotional comment, which was the same as I felt when I first heard about Obama regulating pay.

First off, let me assure you of one thing. He doesn't over tip! And since his house is no doubt gated, he isn't handing out $20's to neighborhood kids, because they aren't allowed to ring his bell. Neighborhood co op rules and the like.

The richest person I know personally has total assets in the 50 million dollar range. I have probably eaten with him 200 times, not only have I never paid for my meal, he always tips 20-25%, but we are in the deep south and thats how small town southern folks roll. I have seen him match the bill and tip. He also lives in a house smaller than yours, I bet. I have always heard that rich didn't tip but I have never experienced it, every time I have been around the few super rich folks I have ever been around they have been very gracious. Out of the top 5 richest I know one lives in a gated community. 3 live in houses smaller than mine, the 50+ guy in one way way smaller.

What I'd suggest is he sell that big over sized house. You know, the one far bigger than anyone really needs. Get him something more in line with his income.

See the problem here is maybe he did. Maybe his house was 15% of his income when he made the deal with his employer and maybe he did that 8 months ago?! Why should he have to sell it? He might be the best in world at his job. It isn't his fault Obama forced his employer to take money, it isn't his fault that in 02-03-04-05-06 the economy was barrel busting and then like flipping a switch the INSTANT the Dems took both houses the whole thing came crumbling down.

Then on Saturday morning he get his happy ass out there in the fresh air and sunshine, get rid of some of that disgusting flab and fishbelly white skin he's sporting, and cut his own mother freakin grass, clean his own pool, and tend to his own garden. If it's a nice warm day, he can give his dog a bath outside, then while she's drying he can take a peek at his watch, see that the dry cleaner is near ready to close, and race across town to pick up his clothes, so he has something clean to wear to work on Monday. When he gets back, he can hang his clothes up in the closet, and start his inside work. You know, dusting, washing floors, laundry. When he's finished he can cook his own dinner before setting his happy, but exhausted ass down for a rest. If at the end of the week he finds he still has more bills than paycheck, he could try a second job. Maybe slinging drinks in a too short skirt and 4 inch heels. Smiling at the crude fucks who make comments, because being nice to them means a bigger tip.

These things are good. But why should he have to do that? Why shouldn't he be able to have the fruits of his labor and his years of experience and service. Why should he and his family and his employees, if he has any, suffer because someone who isn't as smart as him or hasn't worked as long or as hard him thinks he makes to much money?

Oh, hell, we haven't hit Sunday yet! That's when he can tackle things like car and home repair. No sense paying someone to do that, when the money is better spent on things like your mortgage payment, or food for your kids.

He had all that covered until an over reaching government stepped in and told him that he didn't deserve his salary or bonus HIS EMPLOYER agreed to, because they said so. That ain't right. It simply ain't right. How would you feel if you lost 50/75% of your pay because Barrico and other village idiots decide you don't deserve it? The dollar amount doesn't matter. The deal he made with his employer was for X amount, who in the hell does Stalin think he is coming in and regulating pay? Slippery slope folks, slippery slope. Hitler didn't come out and say "Hey Y'all we are gonna gas 87 catrillion folks" he couldn't have gotten away with that..... The people wouldn't have let him......

I don't feel an ounce of sympathy for anyone who took bail out money. I also choose to put my money where my mouth is and NOT SUPPORT any corporation that accepted bail out money. The list of everyone who did is available on line. Don't like the situation. Please don't support it.

I am definately with you here. Nor do I support any company on the list of donors to this administration (when possible), the way I see it doubling down on the debt, spending HUGE amounts of money on purely political friends and killing a hugely vibrant economy since 07, nobody should support that kind of utter stupidity. So if I know they gave money then COST me money because these dunderheads actually tricked 19 smart people and got 100% of the net loss votes to gain office, I know I shouldn't do business with them.
The fact of the matter is the people we are talking about didn't have much if any say in taking the money, how it was spent or anything else, now the old woman that lived in the guest quarters and tended his gardens is out on the street, living under bridges and eating dog food (ooops no that is the Vets according Jonny Boy Edwards)

I bank at a local family owned bank. They didn't receive a dime. I know, because I asked and then checked. I drive a truck made by a company that didn't accept bailout money, or file bankruptcy. I'm not a slave to a credit card owned by a bank that accepted bail out money. My son had a card he just received from BoA. When I found out I had him call and cancel it. I also sent them a letter explaining why. I am one person, but I choose to live my life in a way that means I pay my own way through life. My heart will never bleed for those who look for an easy way out.

I'm with you on all that. Y'all have seen my truck. F-o-r-d. My bank is so small they cash checks out of their pockets. I have never owed neary a sonofabitch for anything but my house, and don't intend to. I have never had a credit card in my life. I am too smart for that. My heart also never bleeds for those who look for the easy way out. That is the exact reason me and people who believe that vote OTD. The Dem ticket caters directly to the easy way outers. (Sweet and TY VK this is a whole post maybe two!!)That is 100% of the people who vote Dem! That is an absolutely valid and perfect point VK, I could not have stated that better myself! Hell Reagan, Jefferson, Washington couldn't have stated that better! Why else would Obama pay em off? Its a shame I tell you. And there are still 4-5 people in the country that want universal health care. how could you allow these morons to run ANYTHING? How could you WANT them to spend your money on ANYTHING else? Bailout? Healthcare? Housing? Idiots all.

Damn. I don't think I've ever said so much over here! *wink*

You should do it more often! It was fun. I'm with you except for the socializing of compensation. I don't want the government to have control over much of anything outside of the military, and I damn sure don't want them to have even the smallest power not delegated them directly and clearly in the constitution.

Love you bunches, Sage.

~vk~

Muah.

Y'all have a groovy day. Big Sexy is outttttttttttttttt!

Award! Stats! Dexter!

2009-12-14T08:09:00.002-05:00

Well first I gotta say if y'all don't watch Dexter I think you are missing out. There has never been a show, ever that was must see tv for me cept the Sopranos, until Dexter. Now they only do 12 episodes a year which sucks butt but those 12 are good'ns! If you do watch and you saw the ending coming last night you are a better man than me!

Then I got an award, button thing from the always sexy WannaBVirginaW gave me a lovely blog award!!! She also gave me a doctorate in Vaginaeology!!!
Here's the rules:
Don't forget the rules and I have added another one.
1. Accept the award and place it on your blog.
2. Include a link back to the blog you received it from.
3. Pass the award to ~~fifteen~~ five blogs you enjoy.
4. Tell your avid (not rabid) fans 7 things about yourself that they do not already know.

Hmmmmm 7 things about me you don't know. How do I know what you don't know?

1. Both of my thumbs are double jointed, one of my dads was, neither of my kids have them.

2. If I'm home all day it is common for me to drink 2 gallons of sweet tea.

3. People find me over bearing (according to my bride)and folks are often afraid or intimidated by me?!!?

4. I use my accent and vocabulary to mislead people into underestimating me.

5. I pick on people when they have no clue I am doing so.

6. I do not suffer fools, or those devoid of applicable common sense gladly.

7. I'm smarter, better looking, funnier, and tougher exponentially, per 6 pack consumed.

Well there ya go. I think some of y'all mighta known some of those. I'm pretty open here so most stuff about me is here somewhere.

Now 5 of y'all that have lovely blogs.

Secret Story Time

Rage-a-licious

Barefooted and Dreaming of a new cam for Christmas

April Tx her +3!

Big Pissy!

There ya go folks. The rules are up there, change em however you wanna!

Here are where the freaks clicked to get here.

12 sympathyforthedevilrevisited.blogspot.com/
10 hotdads.blogspot.com/
7 titsfortroops.net/
6 yesiamaslut.blogspot.com/
6 tsquest.blogspot.com
5 delicious.com/bored.stifff
5 isabellasnow.blogspot.com/
5 secretstorytime.blogspot.com/
5 o-grumbles.blogspot.com/
5 yourerrantwife.blogspot.com/
5 hypersexualgirl.blogspot.com/?zx=cb19f89738bdefd3
5 www.sulpiciav3.blogspot.com/

This is where the you freaks live!

34 California United States
27 Maryland United States
16 Ohio United States
13 Ontario Canada
10 Australian Capital Territory Australia
10 Texas United States
10 New Jersey United States
10 Massachusetts United States
9 North Carolina United States
7 Minnesota United States
6 Nova Scotia Canada
6 Wisconsin United States
5 Michigan United States
5 Mississippi United States
5 Illinois United States
5 Georgia United States

Hope everyone has a good week!

Rage's pic picks, Sunday Slides, Funny

2009-12-13T08:01:00.000-05:00

I think Rage had boobs on the brain this week!

1. LOL!

2. I reckon they can!

3. Thats funny right there!

The Teacher asked young Patrick Murphy: "What do you do at Christmas time?

Patrick addressed the class: "Well Ms. Jones, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to midnight mass and we sing hymns; then we come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up our stockings. Then all excited, we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas to come with all our toys.

"Very nice Patrick," she said. "Now Jimmy Brown, what do you do at Christmas?"

Well, Ms. Jones, me and my sister also go to church with Mom and Dad and we sing carols and we get home ever so late. We put cookies and milk by the chimney and we hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep, waiting for Santa Claus to bring our presents.

Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave him out of the discussion, she asked, "Now, Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?"

Isaac said, "Well, it's the same thing every year.... Dad comes home from the office. We all pile into the Rolls Royce; then we drive to Dad's toy factory. When we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves... And begin to sing: What A. Friend We Have In Jesus. Then we all go to the Bahamas .."

4. Continue it does, It is my daily quest, I hope I never find it tho then the hunt will end!

5. Hell yeah sign me up too!

6. There ya go.

7. One more good reason to be bald.

8. Thats a CMFM look right there.

9. Gods work indeed.

10. Dayummmmmmmmmmmm

11. Thats funny right there.

12. Some folks are odd.

13. LOL that is awesome.

14. Gotta love that.

15. That'd be a good HNT pose.

16. It'd be tough to poop there I'm thinking.

17. That tickled me.

18. Jerry Lee has nuttin on her!

Well there ya go. Hope everyone is havin a groovy weekend!! Picks some faves, steal whatcha wanna!

Go see what is happening on In the Real World Venus Vs Mars and Hotdads!!

Pay Czar Imposes Salary Caps, What do you think?

2009-12-12T08:07:00.000-05:00

Well it appears that the administration saw fit to impose salary caps on some employees of GMAC, Citigroup, AIG and GM. It seems (though I am still sketchy on the fine print) that some executives will have their pay cut to $500k per year effective immediately. Now these companies were some of the companies that got bail out money. My initial thoughts were probably the same as both of you that are actually reading this today. Good. Good! Those folks are getting tax dollars MY money to hold up their company, private companies, so why should some rich dood get 1-2-3-4 million dollars of My money when here I am working two shifts and eating bologna?

Then, as is my usual s.o.p. I studied on it. See you always need to think about it. Ask yourself questions. Follow the money. Think about the precedent it sets.

First lets see what happens when you cut someones pay like that. Now the bulk of you folks out there, me included, can't fathom making 500 large in 12 months, hell most can't fathom making it in 5 years. I suspect that folks with million dollar salaries have the exact same concerns and problems that you and I have. To much month at the end of the money. So here is some person making 1 million a year in a big ole house with several cars and bills and such based on their expected salary. (a lesson to be learned there for one and all no matter the pay scale) So we cut his pay in 1/2, how is he going to cut his bills in half? Could you cut your bills in half? Who suffers the most? Remember he is still making 500k!

Who suffers? Well I suspect that fellow doesn't mow his own grass. I suspect he buys top end clothes that need dry cleaning. I suspect he has a pool that needs cleaning and tending. I suspect he pays some one to wash his vehicles. I suspect someone cleans his house, I suspect he pays someone to groom his pets, or walk his kids or whatever. I suspect he eats out and over tips. I suspect he donates to every kid who knocks on the door for $20.00. I suspect he trades his vehicles often. I suspect remodels his house often. So cutting that guys pay cuts EVERYONE down the line AND the people they pay!

See this is the difference in theory and philosophy between liberals and conservatives. Ever heard of trickle down economics? Re-read that paragraph. Thats trickle down. ALL those people are getting paid. Granted he still makes 500k but if he is used to making a million all that gets cut out. So THOSE people get hurt the most. THOSE people are ME and YOU. If you are gainfully employed by a non- government entity.

The preceedent it sets though is good, the actual preceedent. The theory behind it might be flawed though. The actual preceedent is "if you take money from the tax payer then you will have to take pay cuts and walk the line". I'm good with that. What we don't want is the proverbial slippery slope that could come. The capping of pay for execs or management or everyone for that matter. This slippery slope is the same one people warned about at the inception of Social Security, the current bail-outs and on and on and on, pretty much every time the g'ment regulates most anything or enacts any social program. We always end up in the shitter over it.

Where is the money that didn't get paid to the execs? Anyone know? Where is the money that was paid back by some of the other companies that received bail out funds? I don't know. Do you?

One other thing you should know. The number of people employed by the government that make over 100k has increased exponentially. Can anyone stand by while that happens? This administration came in to the worst economic environment since Carter, did exactly the opposite of the PROVEN things that Reagan did and are experiencing the opposite results, which of course was a no-brainer. These idiots are increasing pay for the upper earners in the federal government while we are getting far results. Idiots all it seems.

Lastly back on the trickle down economics truths. Think about it. Anyone know what the best sales days for crack dealers and liquor stores are? The day welfare checks come out. When you GIVE money to people it seems often to not go very far, and not to the people who you'd want to end up with it. When you allow people like the exec we discussed earlier to have money then many more people also end up with it. More money in the flow. More people positively touched by it. Also there are a hell of a lot more taxes paid on every level because of it. Welfare people and very low wage earners don't pay taxes. The high paid exec pays out the nose, and every other orifice he has. Top wage earners, self employed people and people who earn wages based on performance vote OTD. People who work for the government, are not self reliant and the lowest common denominator, vote Dem. Always follow the money folks, its always about the money. Always.

One article I found on it is HERE if you want to check it out.

Well there ya go. What do you think about the pays cuts? What do you think about the government pay raises? Slippery slopes?

Faves, Funny, Black Testicles, Christmas lights, Red Shirt Friday

2009-12-11T08:09:00.002-05:00

Black Testicles

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely.

' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - back ?

BWahahahahahahahahhahahaahahha

Well sometimes OS's blog won't load all the way for me, tonight was one of those nights, so I did not get around to everyone. I did see some hotness though!

HERE Shes sick so you could go give a lil good JuJu too!

HERE Bite!!

HERE lit up!

HERE read the post, hit the button click the pics!

A TRUE REDNECK!!

Now, I have seen my share of redneck emails.. some stupid... some funny.

But this one.. ok.. I have to admit it..

This Person is One True.. Deep Down to the Core... Certified RED-NECK!!!!

Ok I didn't expect to see any folks doing the Red Shirt Friday thing. I didn't ask anyone to do it either but they are I see. Of course Shelle did the video and she also sent a pic last week and BFD did pics last week too! Well Spin has posted a pic this week. Damn I ain't even posted a pic. So I'm suckin, but I do have a red shirt on today!

Shelle

Go see what the Real World and Hotdads has going on!

I posted on both today! Put both of those on your everyday list!

Peppers, Arrows, HNT,

2009-12-10T05:55:00.006-05:00

Well first here is a fun with the kids pic!

Thats one of those suction cup arrows the boy child hunts stuff with in the house.
Can you figure out where it is?

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Yup he killed an elephant it appears. Let me explain also that that little suction cup, it works well. After both kids rolled in the floor laughing till they nearly pee'd them self he was going to pull it off because there were more monsters to slay. Well it nearly pulled the little bit of brains I have left out! I had to whoa him up! It all worked out though without surgery.

Had a song request for Hank Jr. Love the opening of this song. Check it out.

Whiskey on Ice

Whiskey on Ice - Hank Williams Jr.

Woke up this mornin',
Tastin' Jim Beam.
Holdin' the answer,
To some ol' boys dream.
I gotta bad reputation,
Guess I'm a live wire.
Like my whiskey on ice,
And my women on fire.
;-)~

From Memphis to Mobile,
I've played all the dives.
Lord knows I'm lucky,
Just to still be alive.
I'm an all around rebel,
And I won't be denied.
Like my whiskey on ice,
And my women on fire.

I like my whiskey on ice,
My women on fire.
Like a good soundin' guitar,
And won't be called a liar,
I spent many long night,
With a burnin' desire.
For my whiskey on ice,
And my women on fire.

Some folks talk about me,
Guess they always will.
They think it's been an easy ride,
And all been down hill.
What they don't think about,
What they don't realize.
Is the shoes that I'm fillin',
Are a mighty big size.
One night in Nashville,
Tried to take my life.
'Cause my friends had all left me,
And so had my wife.
But a fast ride to Floida,
Made me realize,
I had some whiskey on ice,
And some Florida women on fire,

I like my whiskey on ice,
My women on fire.
Like a good soundin' guitar,
And won't be called a liar.
I spent many long nights,
With a burnin' desire.
For my whiskey on ice,
And my women on fire.

I like my whiskey on ice,
Women on fire,
Like a good feelin' guitar,
And won't be called a liar,
I may grow old,
But I'll never grow tired,
Of my whiskey on ice,
And my women,
Women on fire

Of course if you aren't familiar with the goodness that is Bocephus hit it HERE to listen.

Ain't it great to get to pick peppers in December! Here is the last picking of bell peppers and jalapenos!

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Those Jalapenos right there will burn you twice!

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Hope everyone is havin a big ole week!

Comments on Comments, Faerie, Health Care

2009-12-08T18:15:00.000-05:00

First if you didn't hit the link yesterday you really should hit this link. AR is good people and she will hook some kids up and if you can't get it up for that you pretty much suck. HERE.

I know some of y'all think I just scold people I don't like or aren't my buds but Faerie is my bud, old school and I know her situation and all that. I do sometimes hate when people I like comment and it has happened several times, but whats right is right so here ya go.

The original comment was on this post HERE.

Faerie said:

ummm just so you know, not everyone that is hella sick can get medicaid....

for example see my $200K debt that Ill never be able to pay... nor do I qualify for help .... nor can I be considered disabled because I can bounce back... to fall yet again.

Yes, we can have our lives saved, but we can never live a normal one due to the fact, credit history is shot to hell. No one will rent to me, most people wont hire me, except as a domestic ... yah. I know, my past choices are part of why I am this sick, but when I dont make those choices anymore(8yrs+), there is no incentive for me to be better... usually its just better to die the first time around.

Now she wasn't advocating state sponsored health care or a socialist state, she was just saying that it isn't always free loaders that have hard times. And again this post isn't specifically directed at Faerie, I just use the comments to have something to post about.

Well as I said I do know her and the ins and outs of her situation and I do get that some folks fall through he cracks. No matter where the line is drawn someone will be on it. If they said everyone except those that make $400,000.00 a year get free whatever, the folks that make $400,001.00 get left out. There must be some line somewhere.

The basic question is at what point is your health care my responsibility? I mean I already pay taxes that support Medicaid, and whatever other medical testing and such that goes on. So how much should I pay? Every dime that is taken from me takes from MY kids. How much of what I earn should go to others? I don't want anyone to be sick, I don't want anyone to suffer. That being said I damn sure don't my kids to suffer on account of me being forced to pay for someone else.

It is my belief that the majority of peoples situations are due to their own decisions. Lets take me for example. I drive an ass load of miles per year. I dip snuff. I drink beer (and most any other beverage available). I usually only eat fried food. I exercise every decade or so. I chose not to take a full ride to college. I chose to have unprotected sex with a female girl woman (my bride). I bred her. I chose to have snotty nosed young'ns. I chose to build a house I could afford when non-socialists ran the country. I choose to have 25 guns in the house. I choose to own a dog. I choose to drive a truck that gets 16 MPG. I choose to drive to all over the country in a truck that has 500k miles on it (ford tyvm).

At what point do my decisions not matter? At what point does my free will become a burden to society? At what point does society at large become responsible for my well being? Are you dear reader responsible for my mouth/throat cancer? I chose to dip snuff since I was 12. Are you dear reader responsible for my kids? I chose to have unprotected sex. I chose to breed. Are you dear reader responsible for my liver? Tell me when I hit on something you should pay for. Please tell me when I hit on something that should come out of your hard earned check. Feel free to request my address so you can send me some funding for my health care, kids or other things due to my own decisions.

See its always easy to find things to be funded but when you get your check it aint always good to have it molested for the funds. How much of your check should go to my snuff dipping, beer drinking Popeyes yard bird eatin ass? I choose these things. Do I also get to choose for you to fund my poor decisions? Evidently I can choose that, that is what we chose in this last election.

See thats the difference between me and liberals. Thats the difference between me and those who voted for Obama. Thats the difference between me and Democrats. What I want is to be taken to task for my decisions. Good, bad or otherwise. I don't want Bill Gates, Oprah or Joe shit the Ragman to pay for my decisions. Why should someone who went to school for 11 years and got their PHD and make more money because of it, why should they work harder and pay more? They sacrificed and studied and so on to get it, why should they be punished for that?

See this is the fundamental difference. The conservatives want to earn their own way, pay their own bills, do their own thing and pay their own debts and suffer their own consequences. Liberals vote for Obama and Obama lite (Carter) they want someone else, anyone else to pay for them. They think that they aren't smart enough or tough enough to pay their own way, to tend their own problems. Oh they sure do want to do whatever they feel like though. See I do feel bad because someones ex-husband sucks. I didn't marry that sorry bastard. I didn't choose to let him breed me. I didn't choose to do that. Why in the hell should I fund it? Why should I pay for a heroin addict to get clean or to get medicated or to get buried? Why should I pay for a woman/girl/ female to have an abortion, or to birth a child?

Why is it that I am supposed to pay anyone elses way?

Why?

Tell me please. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tell me why. Oh you can't? Of course you can't if you have even one molecule of common sense. Even one viable electron of common sense.

Have a beautiful day. As always the pics have absolutely nuttin to do with the post. Hit the link up there!! Sheeesh do what I tell ya, I have never and will never lead you astray.

Stats, Funny, Link Lovin, One must hit link!

2009-12-07T08:06:00.000-05:00

Ok first you gotta go HERE, don't miss out. You really suck if you don't at least go check it out. Hey re-pimp that post, or tweet it, or face book it or send smoke signals

Well I saw this right here and just had to steal it, but I told the dood that I was stealing it so that means I stole it fair and square! Got it HERE.

A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once Obama discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?" Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well Sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, Sir," cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their President a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more. After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."

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Sunday Slides, Funny

2009-12-06T07:40:00.001-05:00

Long Distance Charges

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.

When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.

When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.

When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.

The devil replied, "Since Obama became president of the USA , the country has gone to hell, so naturally it's a local call."

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Must See Link, Red Friday, a must read post.

2009-12-04T08:02:00.001-05:00

Very few posts are a must see. This surely is one. HERE
Didja hit that?? You missed out if you didnt!!

;-)

On the road with a rep so no time for faves this week. I will be around to everyone who commented here and will comment though, as I always do. Hit up Vixen for faves, she'll have some stellar ones listed.

Another Red Friday........ I know one person will be wearing red, will you? Feel free to send the vid I'd be tickled to post it.

Last week I was in West London attending a conference.

While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer.

I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen.

Moving through the terminal was a group of soldiers in their uniforms, as they began heading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering.

When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red blooded Briton who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work, and enjoy our home without fear or reprisal.

Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my country or of our service men and women a young girl, not more than 6 or 7 years old, ran up to one of the male soldiers.

He knelt down and said 'hi,' the little girl then asked him if he would give something to her daddy for her.

The young soldier didn't look any older than maybe 22 himself, said he would try and what did she want to give to her daddy.

Suddenly the little girl grabbed the neck of this soldier, gave him the biggest hug she could muster and then kissed him on the cheek.

The mother of the little girl, who said her daughters name was Courtney, told the young soldier that her husband was a Corporal and had been in Afghanistan for 5 months now.

As the mum was explaining how much her daughter, Courtney, missed her father, the young soldier began to tear up.

When this temporarily single mum was done explaining her situation, all of the soldiers huddled together for a brief second.

Then one of the other servicemen pulled out a military looking walkie-talkie.

They started playing with the device and talking back and forth on it.

After about 10-15 seconds of this, the young soldier walked back over to Courtney, bent down and said this to her, 'I spoke to your daddy and he told me to give this to you.'

He then hugged this little girl that he had just met and gave her a Kiss on the cheek.

He finished by saying 'Your daddy told me to tell you that he loves you more than anything and he is coming home very soon.'

The mum at this point was crying almost uncontrollably and as the young soldier stood to his feet he saluted Courtney and her mum.

I was standing no more than 6 feet away as this entire event unfolded.

As the soldiers began to leave, heading towards their gate, people resumed their applause..

As I stood there applauding and looked around, there were very few dry eyes, including my own.

That young soldier in one last act of moment turned around and blew a kiss to Courtney with a tear rolling down his cheek.

We need to remember everyday all of our soldiers and their families and thank God for them and their sacrifices.

At the end of the day, it's good to be a True Brit.

RED FRIDAYS

Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing Red every Friday.

The reason?

British men and women who support our troops used to be called the 'silent majority'.

We are no longer silent, and are voicing our love for Country and home in record breaking numbers.

We are not organized, boisterous or over-bearing.

We get no liberal media coverage on TV, to reflect our message or our opinions.

Many British people, like you, me and all our friends, simply want to recognize that the vast majority of Britain supports our troops.

Our idea of showing solidarity and support for our troops with dignity and respect starts this Friday and continues each and every Friday until the troops all come home, sending a deafening message that every Briton who supports our men and women afar will wear something red.

By word of mouth, press, TV -- let's make Great Britain on every Friday a sea of red much like a homecoming football team

If every one of us who loves this country will share this with acquaintances, co-workers, friends, and family, It will not be long before Britain is covered in RED and it will let our troops know the once 'silent' majority is on their side more than ever, certainly more than the media lets on.

The first thing a soldier says when asked 'What can we do to make things better for you?' is...'We need your support and your prayers'...

Let's get the word out and lead with class and dignity, by example; and wear something red every Friday.

There ya go. Have a great weekend.

Cowboy Casanova

2009-12-02T23:25:00.001-05:00

Well I really ain't here but I got this song as a request cause it made her think of me or some such. So check it out! I don't usually "do" women singers but if they are sexy then ya know I like em pretty fair.

Cowboy Casanova

You better take it from me, that boy is like a disease
You’re running, you’re trying, you’re trying to hide
And you’re wondering why you can’t get free
He’s like a curse, he’s like a drug
You get addicted to his love
You wanna get out but he’s holding you down
‘Cause you can’t live without one more touch

[Chorus]
He’s a good time cowboy casanova
Leaning up against the record machine
Looks like a cool drink of water
But he’s candy-coated misery
He’s the devil in disguise
A snake with blue eyes
And he only comes out at night
Gives you feelings that you don’t want to fight
You better run for your life

I see that look on your face
You ain’t hearing what I say
So I’ll say it again
‘Cause I know where you been
And I know how it ends
You can’t get away
Don’t even look in his eyes
He’ll tell you nothing but lies
And you wanna believe
But you won’t be deceived
If you listen to me
And take my advice

(Chorus)

Run run away
Don’t let him mess with your mind
He’ll tell you anything you want to hear
He’ll break your heart
It’s just a matter of time
But just remember

(Chorus)

Oh you better run for your life....

Those of you that choose noise over music and have never heard it hit it HERE.
She'd sure do ina pinch!

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Hope everyone is having a good week!!! Somebody put me up wouldja?

Guest erotica, kinda.

2009-12-02T08:05:00.003-05:00

Well y'all know I'll post your pics or your erotica if you want, if you can't or don't want to post them on your blog. Well this comes from a Mommy blogger that says while she doesn't think she could actually write erotica, if she could this is something like she'd write. It seems to have torn her panties up. I love that y'all send me these things and the guest HNT pics unrequested so anyone anytime feel free I'll post em!

You will notice her commentary in there.

Night Play by Sherrilyn Kenyon:

Bride had never taken a step on the wild side. Fear and responsibility had ruled her life from the moment of her birth. Yet here she sat with a stranger... and she wanted to taste him. To know just once what it was like to kiss a man who looked like this.

Lifting her head, she looked up at him and trembled with a deep-seated desire she didn't comprehend. But she felt it all the way through her.

She squelched the voice of reason...

Breathless, she closed the distance and laid her lips against his... Bride was thrilled and amazed by his reaction. No man had ever seemed to enjoy kissing her as much as this one did. His strong hands cupped her head as he ravished her mouth as if he were starving for her and her alone (sorry that paragraphs for me :)

Bride shivered as Vane left her lips and trailed his kisses to her throat where he nibbled the sensitive skin there. his whiskers gently scraped her skin, making her burn even more as her breasts tightened with need... and every lick he delivered to her skin made her stomach contract. (aaahhhh see that is a good feeling! :)

This was so out of character for her. She didn't usually neck with men she knew like this. Never mind a perfect stranger. And yet she didn't want to push him away. Just once in her life, she wanted something out of the ordinary. Deep inside she knew Vane would be spectacular.

***then there is a bunch of talking and stuff... I spared you... everything is building up and so she decides to close the jewelry/clothes shop they are in early...

As she opened the door, he pulled her to a stop. Bride looked back to see him staring into the dressing room that was to her right. A wicked grin spread across his face.

Walking backward, he led her into the room and shut the curtains.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

He pulled his T-Shirt off, over his head.

***stuff explaining how incredible his body is, I spared you again***

It was all she could do not to drool. Or faint.

He opened the button on his jeans, then pulled her back into his arms.

"Don't be afraid, " he whispered. "I'll be gentle."

But that wasn't what she was afraid of. What she feared was his reaction when he saw what she looked like naked. Good Grief, he didn't have an ounce of fat on him and here she was a good, solid size eighteen. (I'm not that big, obviously, but I would have the same fears)

instead, he reached up and pulled her hair down around her shoulders. Running his hands through it, he pulled her lips to his so that he could ravage her mouth again.

She moaned in bliss. This man certainly knew how to use his tongue to his advantage. She could have kissed him all day. (I'm a kisser also... yum)

***Then there is a discussion about her wanting to turn the lights off cause she was scared of what he would think...***

She shivered as he unbuttoned her dress and dropped it to the ground. SHe expected him to pull away. He didn't. He still wore that hot, hungry look as he stared at her in her underwear. Thank Goodness it actually matched and it wasn't her old stuff.

Vane carefully pressed her back against the wall so that he could feel every inch of her lush curves against his hardness. The smell of her perfume and skin intoxicated him. It was all he could do not to howl in triumph.

He nibbled his way from her delicate mouth, down her jaw, while he reached behind her and unhooked her bra. He heard her sharp intake of breath as her breasts were freed. They were a lush bounty. Pale and swollen, they overflowed his hands. He's never seen anything more beautiful. She laced her hands in his hair while he dipped his head down to suckle her. Closing his eyes, he groaned in pleasure as he ran his tongue around her puckered nipple.

***nonsense stuff here***

Bride couldn't think straight as she watched Vane savoring her breasts. He looked as if he were tasting divinity. Her body burned in rich desire. He was spectacular. Her eyes half-closed, she watched him in the mirror as he dipped his tanned hand under the elastic of her black panties and touched her intimately. Bride groaned at the sensation of his long, tapered fingers separating the tender folds of her body so that he could caress her. At the sight of his hand playing there in the mirror as he gently sank his finger deep inside her.

She moaned at the sight and feel of him.

It was so odd to be able to see him from so many different angles. To see herself being loved by him.

She should be embarrassed and yet she wasn't. She didn't even feel self-conscious. If anything, she felt strangely empowered by it. A man like this so hungry for her. It was unimaginable.

Vane kissed his way down her stomach. Moving his hand, he actually pulled her underwear off with his teeth. He removed her sandals, taking time to rub the arches of her feet before he tossed them over his shoulder. He crouched on the floor in front of her, looking up with a hot, devouring, intense stare. He still wore his jeans and boots while she was completely naked.

Bride bit her bottom lip (hey I do that) as Vane nudged her legs apart. His breath scorched her thighs. He closed his eyes and laid his head against her thigh as if he were savoring just being with her. She ran her fingers down his stubbled cheek, letting the manly feel warm her even more. He nipped her fingers playfully.

She smiled down at him until he nudged her legs father aprat and took her into his mouth. Bride hissed in pleasure as her legs went weak. It was all she could do not to fall. He devoured her. There was no other word for it. He licked and teased until her head spun, and when she came for him, it was forceful and deep. Bride cried out as her body was turned inside out by his touch.

Vane growled at the sound of her pleasure, at the taste of it. There was nothing sweeter than hearing the screams of a lover climaxing. Nothing sweeter than knowing a male could fulfill the female. He kissed his way up her body slowly until he was again on his feet. She looked up at him with awe shining bright in the amber depths of her eyes. He took her hand into his and led it to his throbbing erection.

Bride swallowed as she sank her hand deep in to the denim. His short, crisp hairs teased her fingers as she found what she sought. He growled deep in his throat like a wild animal as she wrapped her hand around the lard length of him The man was huge and he was already wet and straining.

Cupping her face, he kissed her passionately while she stroked him. Her body thrummed with heat at the thought of having his hard cock deep inside her.

He pulled away from her, then quickly jerked his boot off. Bride held her breath as he reached for his fly and unzipped it.

Tossing his pants into the corner, he moved her away from the wall. Bride was thankful her dressing room was larger than most.

Vane moved around to her back. She stared at him in the mirror. He was a full head taller than she was and the sideways, hungry grin on his face undid her.

" you are so beautiful" he said, his voice deep and hungry.

He brushed her hair from her neck, then nibbled the sensitive flesh there. He slid his tongue around the beads of the necklace. His hands cupped her breasts before he trailed one hand back to the dark auburn triangle of hair between her legs.

Some how, he lowered them slowly, in unison, to the floor. She wasn't really sure how he did it without breaking his hold, the man was incredibly strong. She leaned back against him where his body was hot and prickly. Masculine.

His tongue swirled around her ear, then plunged deep inside at the same time he entered her from behind. Bride cried out in pleasure at the sensation of him filling her.

He lifted his head so that he could watch her face as he thrust himself even deeper.

Bride couldn't speak or think as pleasure overwhelmed her. All she could do was watch him make love to her. Watch his hand pleasure her in time to his forceful thrusts.

She covered his hand with hers. The sight of her spread out while he thrust into her made his heart pound even harder.

Bride couldn't breathe from the intensity of her pleasure. This was the most incredible encounter of her life. He was so thick and hard inside her. So commanding. And oddly enough, he felt as if he were getting bigger. He filled her to capacity, but it wasn't uncomfortable in the least. And when she came this time, it was even more forceful than the last. She screamed out with such satisfaction that it made her hoarse. Weak. Her body shook uncontrollably as he continued to give her even more.

"that's it baby," he whispered to her. "come for me."

And she did. In a way she had never orgasmed before. It was so primal and powerful she wasn't even sure how she survived it!

Every stroke he continued to give her only made her orgasm more. Made her entire body sensitive. This had to be the longest climax of her life!

Vane kept a tight grip on her as he felt his own pleasure mounting. He quickened his strokes as he neared the peak.

Bride turned her face into his and laid the sweetest kiss imaginable on his lips. It sent him careening over the edge.

He wrapped her in his arms as he released himself deep inside her body.

He held her in his lap and watched the slight smile that still hovered on the edges of her lips. This woman was a goddess. Pure and simple. Lush and full, she was everything a man could ever desire.

Whew, what do y'all think about that?

Bring me your secrets

2009-12-01T09:00:00.004-05:00

Naughty, nice, troubling, or otherwise. Put them in the secret box. See what others put in the box. Feel free to comment on others secrets, feel free to comment anon. Of course on this post I don't look at stats or anything so say what you want. Leave it in the box.

So leave a comment with your secret, comment on others, or just sit there thinking naughty thoughts!

Hope everyone is having a good week!

Stats, Funny

2009-11-30T07:50:00.002-05:00

WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T TAKE MEN SHOPPING

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.
Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get
in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she
loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from
the local Target.

Dear Mrs. Samuel,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our
store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both
of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel,
are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels..

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:

15.. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of
the clerks passed out.

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Sunday Sldes, Funny

2009-11-29T08:00:00.000-05:00

The Secretary of Defense is briefing President Obama on Iraq. "Yesterday, we lost 3 Brazilians."

"Oh no!" exclaims the president, "That's terrible!"

His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Obama sits, head in hands.

Finally, he looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

I wonder if that is true? Judging by the job he has done it is very possible!

1. Yup thats gonna end poorly.

2. I'm for it!

3. How can you hate on sandy boobs?

4. If your mouth doesn't water something ails you.

5. Ok I'm in for that!

6. Thats funny right there I don't care who you are!

7. I ain't sure what that cat in the back ground is looking at.

8. Gay guy tied up.

9. Hot chick not tied up, yet.

10. Blind folded hottie.

11. Scrawny dood.

12. Hot chick and a dood.

13. Cool pic.

14. LOL

15. Yeah I believe I'll have some of that!

Well there ya go. Pick some faves. Hope y'all have a big weekend.
Gone huntin......

Political post, comments on Comments, Secretia, US Wanker and Bored Stiff

2009-11-28T08:02:00.000-05:00

Well here are some comments and the posts they belong to. The first 2 comments are on the same post that the Hubman comment from a few weeks or so ago was on. HERE. This post basically listed some failed social programs, programs run by the governmental bureaucracy. The post just said that they don't work because they can't and the government can't run shit so why would we as a nation stand by and allow these asshats to run our health care. Just a note, Obama and most Democrats, since Billary ran the country, have run on socialized health care, or "free" health care. Everyone with a TV, radio or the ability to read that voted knew if they voted Dem they were giving the thumbs up to Universal health care.

First Bored Stiff said....

Then why havent any of the Republitards taken away any of these "social" programs in the years they have been in power.

My answer to this of course is I have no idea. I suspect it is because they do not have the political will to do it. I of course am all for ANY party that is willing to do the smart thing. I could not give a damn if they are Dems, Reps, Whigs, Green Nazi part, communists or what the hell they call themselves if they do the right thing I will be the first to give them credit.

And how many of these programs were started by a Republican government?

See I can understand where someone might think I was all in for the Reps. I do believe they do the least amount of harm to the net-profit voters, the workers, the economy and the country as a whole. I of course can back up all of these claims I make here. I never said in that post that these problems were due to the Democrats. The GOVERNMENT is what can not run things. EITHER PARTY. See what idiots don't understand is that when YOU vote to give Barrico and the Dems power that you are also giving W, and every other REPUBLICAN that gets voted in AFTER Barrico the same power. BS, do you want W in charge of your health care, yeah me either? Read here more often you will see I don't play favorites, I just tell everyone what is best for the majority, even if the majority doesn't think deeply enough or isn't tuned in enough to realize it.

Then my girl Secretia (who has a very cool blog)said...

Good ideas that didn't work as planned.

Well if you ask me these 7 words are my exact thought. THEY NEVER WORK AS PLANNED PEOPLE! That is the reason we try to keep from voting the people who push these silly social programs from have any authority in the United States government. She is so right (I have no idea where she stands politically) they didn't work as planned and health care will not work as planned. Hell it scares me to damn death if it does work as planned! They ADMIT the quality of care won't increase. They ADMIT it will cost more than they said. They ADMIT they have fouled up all these other programs. Why people, why in the hell do you think this will be different? Once again I will put out the quote...... The definition of a fool is someone who does the same thing over and over expecting a different result... That goes for allowing the government to run anything as well as allowing the Democrats to run both houses and hold the Presidency.

The only people better off under this regime are the net loss voters. So Secretia is exactly right in knowing the Obamacrats will completely foul this up beyond any and all recognition. And she probably doesn't know it (because she is fairly new) but I told y'all this would be case long before y'all voted em up in there. I was right, and I hate it. I would rather be wrong and the country improve than be right to the detriment of the country.

Then on this post HERE, new commenter US Wanker Said....

I completely disagree. The conservative mindset that places war and violence ahead of sex and love is simply wrong.

Republicans are the ones that want to point the guns and it isn't just against Iraqis, but against American citizens who happen to like sex. Porn prosecutions are the bastion of Republicans.

The best I can tell this had nothing to do with the post but I'll address it anyway. I am as or more conservative than anyone here, as or more conservative than the people who wrote the damn Constitution. If anyone here thinks I put violence and war above sex and hot chicks try to cut back on the crack wouldja. It's killin you.

I am assuming that you are equating Republicans with Conservative, a mistake many simpletons make. I will also speak to this though I am not in any fashion a Republican. I don't recall any porn prosecutions that made any news recently. A bastion of Conservatives are some documents called the Bill of Rights, The Constitution, Articles of Confederation, Federalist Papers and other writings of those that laid the ground work of this country. I will submit that most of these, if not all, were never read by you, had they been you would not take the political stand that you have. I will also submit to you that though there may be some that like sex equally as much as me there are none that like it more.

Usually I don't say this even if I think it because that just isn't how I roll but I don't know if you were high or drunk when you wrote this but your sake I sure hope you were, then you will have an excuse for being an idiot.

There ya go. Watch a lil football or eat some left over pumpkin pie or some such, have a big ole weekend!

Friday Faves! Funnies!

2009-11-27T08:15:00.001-05:00

Well there was damn sure some stellar hotness out on display yesterday! And for one am Thankful for it!

I hope all y'all had a big ole Thanksgiving and ate to much and such.

Here is a funny for y'all!

During a recent password audit, it

was found that a blonde was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy.

When asked why such a big password, she said she was told it had to be at least

8 characters.

Come on now thats funny!!

I found one newbie! Check it out!

HERE

Another Funny!

A little girl asked her mother: 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made.' Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.' The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'The mother answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your father told you about his.'

Smokin Hott Faves!

HERE Open wide....

HERE Loved this one here.

HERE Super ass, yup no doubt.

HERE Sexiest cook?

HERE Mouths are so sexy.

HERE SHoes? Where?

Well I hope y'all hit em. Some didn't look like many folks saw! Hit em up, spread da luv.

Hope some of y'all got to lay out for the whole holiday. Be lazy. Have a great weekend!

HNT, Yard Bird

2009-11-25T23:25:00.000-05:00

Now generally I don't do new country. But I frickin love this song. And I love me some fried yard bird too! Damn I do. This is also my ring tone on my phone too.

You know I like my chicken fried
Cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up....

Well I was raised up beneath the shade of a Georgia pine
And that`s home you know
Sweet tea pecan pie and homemade wine
Where the peaches grow
And my house it`s not much to talk about
But it`s filled with love that`s grown in southern ground
And a little bit of chicken fried

Cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
Well I`ve seen the sunrise
See the love in my woman`s eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother`s love
And its funny how it`s the simple things in life that mean the most
Not where you live or what you drive or the price tag on your clothes
There`s no dollar sign on a piece of mind this I`ve come to know
So if you agree have a drink with me
Raise you glasses for a toast
To a little bit of chicken fried

Cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
Well I`ve seen the sunrise
See the love in my woman`s eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother`s love

I thank God for my life
And for the stars and stripes
May freedom forever fly, let it ring.
Salute the ones who died
The ones that give their lives so we don`t have to sacrifice
All the things we love
Like our chicken fried

Cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
Well I`ve seen the sunrise
See the love in my woman`s eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother`s love

If you don't know it check it HERE!!!!

When God (yes only God could make something so awesome) allowed someone to drop yard bird in grease he smiled and nodded and said ole' Sage is gonna like that....

This is the usual dinner when on the road, J-lap-a-no's always on the menu!

The click is where the yard bird usually ends up sticking!

click

This is one of the pics from last week someone else further did up, and the click evidently made folks weak on TFT this week since none of y'all comment over there I don't know who sees them!

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Hey I hope y'all have a big ole Turkey day.

What I do.

2009-11-25T08:06:00.000-05:00

First a post that might just get you warm HERE yup hit that.

If you didn't hit the video yesterday you shoulda! You should do one and I'll post it!

HERE Check it out if you didn't!
hit it hit it!

Well someone asked me what it was I did. They knew I was in sales and traveled but even though I have splained it ta time or two they didn't all the way get it so here ya go.

I work for myself, a independent contractor I reckon. I work alone. I do travel and I do sell. I do other things too. I build fence some. I also used to buy things out and resell the inventory, which I still have 30k or so worth of in a barn in he back. We, the bride and I make and sell personalized stuff. But my main gig is the sales gig.

So my company represents truck accessories to warehouses who buy them in bulk and sells them to retail stores as well as some retail stores who are bigger and buy in bulk to skip the middle man.

So that means that I go to the people who build stuff and I say hey I think I can sell your truck widget, and they say yeah, and say hell yeah. Then we negotiate how much of the gross sales I get. Then when we have a deal and I take their product, a sample usually or just the info, to the people who buy truck accessories. Then I good ole boy em up and they get their money out and I try to get as much of it as I can.

I don't have any inventory or any thing in the deal except my time and travel expense. I get paid on every item the manufacturers I represent sell in my 5 states that I work. So I get paid on everything those folks sell into the states I work. I represent 15-20 lines at any one time. So there you go thats what I do. I sell my ability, knowledge of the industry, knowledge of the customer base and the customers themselves and my charming personality to the manufacturers and then sell the manufacturers goods, using what I just listed to the warehouses and retailers.

It is a good gig when people have money. Not so much right now. You want to know how much money I make or how good the market is to me, just check the new truck sales. So if you are reading this and buy bulk truck accessories lemme know I'm your Huckleberry.

Hit the damn video link. Make and send your own link. Hit the erotica link, its pretty hot!

Challenge for Everyone!!, Vlog, Rockin Reader!!

2009-11-24T08:00:00.003-05:00

Ok here is the deal. The post below is a re-post from last week sometime. Well a couple days ago I got a link to a youtube video. Now I don't watch video's with clothed people on them and I never listen to the videos but she sent it so I went and I just thought it was freakin awesome!! Tell me that doesn't rock. It was unrequested and a surprise to me.

Didja watch it?? Like 35 seconds!!!! Sheesh

If you don't think that's awesome/groovy/cool then please don't come back here ever because you pretty much suck as a human being. So here's the deal, any of y'all who wanna do that please do and send it and I'll post it. That would be just cool as Fonzie if some of y'all decided to do that! Anyway, there is your challenge! Ain't she pretty asa speckled pup too? Doods, Chicks, families whatever dress your dog ina red shirt on Friday! Stay anon if you wanna, wear a mask or don't show your face! Who is gonna step up??

Almost forgot, she made that one for me but she did another one for her blog HERE. (its not as cool as mine but its pretty cool too.)

If you made it this far comment on the video!

Re-post.

Snopes says this has been out for a while but my buddy Namaste sent it to me and I thought I'd post it. You should read her every time she posts, just sayin.

Red Shirt

If the red shirt thing is new to you, read below how it went for a man...

Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together..

After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home.

No, he responded.
Heading out I asked?

No. I'm escorting a soldier home.

Going to pick him up?

No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home to his family.

The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days.

I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do.

Upon landing in Chicago the pilot stopped short of the gate and made the following announcement over the intercom.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to note that we have had the honor of having Sergeant Steeley of the United States Marine Corps join us on this flight He is escorting a fallen comrade back home to his family. I ask that you please remain in your seats when we open the forward door to allow Sergeant Steeley to deplane and receive his fellow soldier. We will then turn off the seat belt sign."

Without a sound, all went as requested. I noticed the sergeant saluting the casket as it was brought off the plane, and his action made me realize that I am proud to be an American.

So here's a public Thank You to our military Men and Women for what you do so we can live the way we do.

Red Fridays.

Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing Red every Friday. The reason? Americans who support our troops used to be called the "silent majority." We are no longer silent, and are voicing our love for God, country and home in record breaking numbers. We are not organized, boisterous or overbearing.

Many Americans, like you, me and all our friends, simply want to recognize that the vast majority of America supports our troops. Our idea of showing solidarity and support for our troops with dignity and respect starts this Friday -- and continues each and every Friday until the troops all come home, sending a deafening message that ... Every red-blooded American who supports our men and women a far, will wear something red.

By word of mouth, press, TV -- let's make the United States on every Friday a sea of red much like a homecoming football game in the bleachers. If every one of us who loves this country will share this with acquaintances, coworkers, friends, and family, it will not be long before the USA is covered in RED and it will let our troops know the once "silent" majority i s on their side more than ever, certainly more than the media lets on.

The first thing a soldier says when asked "What can we do to make things better for you?" is. "We need your support and your prayers." Let's get the word out and lead with class and dignity, by example, and wear something red every Friday.

Who is in?

You can be 1/2 ina red shirt! Taking off a red shirt!! Whatever suit yourself! Hit up TFT too! Send your pics in to to Mrs Vixen! tftroops@gmail.com Or if you wanna stay anon and wanna send em to me I'll pass em on! Don't be a sissy.

Stats, funny, cool doins

2009-11-23T08:02:00.001-05:00

First I gotta tell y'all that tomorrow I have the coolest post ever I think! Y'all gotta come back and see it. I got something in my electronic mail unrequested I had no clue I was going to get. I think its awesome.

So have your ass back here tomorrow.

I also have a challenge for y'all.

A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on
'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.

Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies'...

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom...

hehehe

Stats!

Where the freaks are from:

30 Texas United States Look at Tx bowing up!
25 California United States Lotta freaks in Cali
12 Indiana United States Never had an Indiana on here I don't think, speak up Hoosier!
11 Minnesota United States I wonder if they say "dontcha Knoo" or Minnasooooooota
10 Massachusetts United States
10 Ohio United States I don't think this has never not been in here Hi Jam!
9 Georgia United States Cracka!
9 Ontario Canada Canadiates love me long time
9 Australian Capital Territory Australia I need to go hunt stuff here, where is my invite?
8 Utah United States
8 New York United States
7 Tennessee United States
6 Wisconsin United States
6 Arizona United States I don't think i ever has an Az here either say it Az sheeesh
5 Alabama United States Cracka representin

What some of the freaks were hunting. Why doesn't hot, heavy bald cracka ever show up in the searches sheeesh.

27.59% male masterbation
13.79% yourerrantwife.blogspot.com Kimberly someone is looking for your sexy self
6.90% masterbation moves
3.45% male jack off
3.45% malemasterbation
3.45% gay blogger his cum my arse -woman -grl -chck -video <-- WTF?
3.45% sage quest slut <--- hmm is there quest for my sluttiness?
3.45% erotic masterbation
3.45% male jackoff
3.45% sympathyforthedevilrevisited,blogspot.com/ Loisssssssssss someone is lookin for you!
3.45% sympathyforthedevilrevisited
3.45% erotic jack off
3.45% erotic jackoffs
3.45% sexyptamom blog Mrs Grace? Someone is hunting your sexy self too!

Whats up with the hot chick searches? Is that good that people come here and look for hotties?

Ok I'm out. Be back here tomorrow or miss out!

Sunday Slides, Rages Pic picks, Funny

2009-11-22T08:00:00.001-05:00

The delightful Rage just got married in October so she sent some bride pics!!

Rage. Did you think I'd let someone pick pics who wasn't stunningly sexy and delightfully hot? I said "hey you wanna send one of your pics to post with the wedding pics?" I meant like a wedding pic if she had one that was from the back or something that wasn't I.D.able!! Thats what I got! I damn sure think I won that one!!!! Is that frickin awesome pic or not?

Unless this is your first time here you surely knew better'n that!

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.

He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. 'I'm on the 7th hole,' she replied, 'and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole.'

He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request.

I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole.'

Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.

He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.

The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.

He approached her and said, 'Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession.
I'm in sales also.

What do you sell?'

'I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh,' she replied.

'No, I won't.'

'Well, if you must know,' she answered, 'I work for Tampax.'

With that, he laughed so hard he lost his balance and fell off the bar stoo>

'See,' she said. 'I knew you'd laugh!'

'That's not what I'm laughing at,' he replied, 'I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you.'

Thats funny right there!

1. LOL

2. Me and you both brother me and you both.

3. Beer holder?

4. Awesome bridge.

5. Anytime suits me!

6. LOL thats funny right there.

7. Fantasy art.

8. I might use this pose for my next HNT.

9. Nipply?

10 cartoon naughty.

11. Looks like fun to me.

12. I wish I had a licker like that!

13. I ain't sure whats happening but stellar ass!

14. Cool pic I thought.

15. Don't hate, it IS a kitty right?

Well pick some faves, steal whatcha want!! Hope everyone is having a groovy naughty weekend.

Go see what is happening on In the Real World Venus Vs Mars and Hotdads!!!!

From the Comments, Hubman and USPS

2009-11-21T08:00:00.001-05:00

Hubmans comments from HERE

Of course the crux of my argument was that the government can't run anything. It isn't the Dems or the REps or the Whigs or the Green Nazis or any other party. The government is designed to run things. At best they are set up to oversee things. There is NOTHING they run that works worth shit. The military is the closest thing they do right, and that still WAY over spends and isn't nearly as efficiant as it could be.

The point of the post was that if they can't run the current social programs why would anyone be so damn stupid that they would want the government to run Health care? The answer of course is that anyone who actually thinks about it is 100% against it. They say the definition of a fool is someone who repeats the same action looking for a different result. The a fool is someone who wants the government in charge of health care, or anything else for that matter.

For the record I don't pick on Hubman he is just the one who comments and doesn't see some things my way!

The pics are meaningless to the post I just like to put em in there cause I know y'all love to steal them. Click to embiggin em.

Hubman:
So the Postal Service is a social program that should be done away with?

Me:
Absolutely, if it is losing money. The point of course being UPS, Fed
X and many others actually MAKE money. How could that be when the
USPS is losing money???? Must be those running it, the dullest among
us no matter what party.

Hubman:
See, one could argue that UPS, FedEx and others have carefully chosen services that they can be competitive in and avoid less- or non-profitable services in order to protect the bottom line. That doesn't excuse the USPS for running a $7billion dollar deficit by any means, clearly there is gross mismanagement there. But I think UPS et al have an advantage in picking and choosing what services to offer, while the USPS is stuck with door-to-door delivery to every address in the country.

Here's another smack against the USPS- did you know that US airlines have to carry the mail at their own expense? Even with that tremendous market advantage, they still can't at least break even (which is all we should expect the USPS to do). Once upon a time, I worked for Pan Am for a short while and loaded my fair share of mail sacks in the belly of planes...

You know, the more I think about it, what goes through the mail nowadays that can't be done electronically? Maybe getting rid of the USPS isn't such a bad idea!

ME:
thats fair.

He is right that Fed Ex and UPS can choose to do things they know will be profitable. Why though would that have anything to do with USPS continuing to do things that cost the taxpayer money?

Anyway, I really wasn't advocating trashing the USPS, just saying DAMN if we can't keep something from hemorrhaging money that seems pretty simple like the USPS then how in the hell can we possibly run a doctor patient relationship from D.C.?

the answer is we can't. If this bill passes (which I think some form of it will) it will be a colossal cluster F*^k-o-rama.

Please unless you want the EXACT same idiots that run your local DMV, the USPS or any other government agency making life and death decisions for your kids, call/fax/e-mail/send smoke signal/ carrier pigeons or if you can't do that drive to the court house and stand out there and hollar.

Folks please think about that. We need to stop it. We need to stop the bleeding.

Y'all have a big weekend. Several more comments need addressing so stay tuned!
You can find Hubman linked on my sidebar, check him out.