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Ok y'all saw the stellar, awesome great wonderful awesome blog makeover here?! Well I won the beauty/intelligence contest to get that! Well I begged her and she agreed to just randomly draw a winner this time. So here ya go. It's easy to play! So do it!!!!

Rules for Isabella Snow's July blog makeover contest! Entering is easy! Just copy and paste this (entire) blurb to your blog (make sure the links still work!) and then email Isabella a link to your blog post. The contest deadline is at midnight GMT July 31. One winner will be selected the following day by a drawing of names; the name will be posted here; and the winner will be emailed, as well. A new, totally original blog will be completed within two weeks of winning. One entry per blog. *Blogger.com customization only*, see the Blogbunnie Blog Design portfolio for layout options.

The ever sexy Autumn won once too! Hers looks excellent as well. Isabella really rocks so you should enter! Or if you don't wanna enter it her up and she will fix you up without the wait!!!

The BlogBunny button on the side will take you where you need to go to get her to fix you up without the wait!

Then the always sexy and wonderful Sandi @ Nothing off Limits is doing her first sexy give away! Its easy! No Sandi isn't easy! Well I don't think she is anyway! Its easy to enter! errrrrr ummmmmm not Sandi..!!!!

Ok lets start over! Hit the damn link and put your rockstar fantasy in there and win a free $40.00 gift certificate for naughty stuff! Not that any of y'all would participate in any naughtiness, nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Well hit her up and see if you get lucky (no not with Sandi, though she is the hottness!!)

Now why would you not hit these lovely, wonderful, sexy, smart, groovy chicks up for free stuff?? Its like workin without the workin part! Several of y'all have told me you needed a make over and liked what Isa did so heres a shot a freebie! No you pervs not THAT kinda freebie!

And like one or two of y'all might just might like some free naughtiness!

Ok the always delightful wonderful sexy and groovy April TX tagged me so here ya go!

The rules:1. Respond and rework; answer the questions on your blog, replace one question that you dislike with a question of your invention, add one more question of your own.2. Tag other people.Sounds simple enough, right?

What is your current obsession?
Work. Always work.

What are you wearing today?
Jeans, boots, hat, t-shirt. ask me again and I'll tell u the same!

What’s for dinner?
No clue

What would you eat for your last meal?
Fish fry! Woot Woot!

What are you listening to right now?
The Revolution on History Channel.

If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go?
Safari to kill big shit!

Which language do you want to learn?
Hmmm None I'm American and don't plan to leave so English works fine for me, maybe Swaheri for the safari!

What do you love most about where you currently live?
The people, they are mostly like me, like minded, hard workers, ask for nothing they don't earn.

What style is your current home decorated in?
country, 2 deer heads on the wall, ect.

If you had to choose between being beautiful/hot or smart, which would you choose?
Why would someone make me choose can't I just keep both?

What is your favorite color?
Green

What is your favorite piece of clothing in your own wardrobe?
I don't much care about clothes thats why I dress the same everyday, wranglers.

What were you doing ten years ago?
Working, always working. Working in retail truck accessory stores.


If you had $300 now, what would you spend it on?
I wouldn't. I'd save it, it appears to be another year and a half of shitty sales and economy at least.

What are you going to do after this?
Sleep.

What are your favorite films? The outlaw Josey Whales, Unforgiven, Tombstone, young guns, Sage does the Southeast.

Your favorite books? The Art of War, Founding Fathers biography's, Good to Great.


Do you collect anything?
Guns

What makes you follow a blog?
Content, the personality of the writer

What was the most enjoyable thing you did today?
Ate fish!

Ann's Question:What makes you comment on a blog?
If I read the post I comment. If I am new and like the content ten I return often.

Amy's Question:What is your favorite thing to do when you have some free time?
Deer hunt.

Annissa's Question: As you know I home school -- If you could would you? Do you agree with homeschooling?
If I had to choose between government schools and home schools I would home school. I agree with pro active parents and hey I'm pro-choice!

Tonya's Question: What is a talent you wished you had?
Musical, sing, play etc

Kyooty's Question: If you could be any other animal other then Human, what would you be?
My dog. He can lick himself and has no responsibility.

Carrins Question: Rush just told me that by 2042, white people will be the minority. Do you believe that? Would that be a big deal to you?
Yeah I can see that, if you mean non pure white. I would think by then with the influx of Mexicans adding a whole new shade to the mix that 50+% will be none pure white. I could care less.

April TX Question: What is your favorite thing to do outdoors?
Run deer with dogs and shoot em! Shoot most anything I can eat. Screw.

Sage asks: Are my stunning good looks, my supreme intelligence, or my delightful charm the reason you love me so?

I'm hittin up:

Jess X

Shelle

April Va.

Barefoot Dreamer

Mrs Bitch tits

Jam (I'll post yours!)

If you didn't already hit the Independence day post below!! Everyone seemed to like that one ok.

Well I hope everyone has a great week!! Y'all can also hit up Hotdads for some Q&A!!

Independence Day, Pics, Quotes, and of course my thoughts

Since I'm sure to lose most of you long before the end of this damn saga I have written I'll start with this.

Click any of the pics to big em. Steal any you want, quotes too.

If you are an American you should click this link and read this short document. HERE If you aren't American odds are we have kicked or saved your ass at least once. it won't hurt you to hit it and read it.

Well it occurs to me that many people celebrate the 4th of July without actually thinking about why. The same with the other holidays really. Of all the holidays this one is my fave and the most important. I think parents also fail their kids when their kids think the 4th of July is about BBQ's and fireworks. If you are an American you should surely feel it absolutely necessary to teach your kids from birth about each holiday really but this one especially. The problem I think is most people don't actually know why we celebrate this holiday or why it is the most important to ALL Americans, whether you just became an American, were born an American or are 122 years old. The weight of July 4th 1776 and the moments leading up to it is not felt by most people who call on and live under the things this day allowed them.



Every single American should think about and study on and be guided by the chance these people who believed in independence and were willing to die to get it took, and what they did with it once they had it.



Think about it. These people in this new land were fed up by being controlled by the Crown and tired of being taxed taxed taxed taxed, even though then it was minuscule to what we allow to be done to us today. They had had enough of their labor being taxed, the fruits of that labor being stolen from them. They had had enough of being told what to do and not even having a say in what happened. Being taxed without being represented.



So these people got together and decided they just By God did not intend to allow it anymore. They knew, each and every one of them, that if they rebelled against the government and didn't win they would be killed. There was no doubt.



Think about that. They were going to take up arms and fight, the most powerful country in the world at the time, and if they didn't win it was certain death, probably to their families and sympathizers also. They were willing to risk their life for freedom. They knew without a doubt it would be a hell of a fight too, make no mistake, they held zero thoughts that their freedom would be given to them. They had to take it. Put yourself in their shoes. Everything is o.k., not bad really, but you aren't free. I'm not taking about what we are today, I mean really free. Really free to reap the benefits of your labor, ALL of it. Each person free to have what they wanted and were willing to work for. Each person free to keep what they earned without the binds of an oppressive big brother government telling them every little thing they could and couldn't do. These people were willing to fight and die for freedom.



So these folks, very few at first, had to win the minds of the American masses, they knew they stood no chance if they didn't have the majority of the folks here. So they set about doing that, and got it done. They convinced the people that they could win a fight that in everyone's best judgment they should have never been able even to contend in.



So the masses agreed and these people in this new land decided they they would fight, and many die for Freedom and Liberty.



Put yourself in their shoes today. What would you be willing to die for? Some of these people were young with families. Some were old and could have just went along to get along until they died. Almost none of them stood to actually gain. Every one of them stood to lose more than they stood to gain. They weren't fighting for stuff. They didn't say we are going to fight and if we win we get this piece of land, or this gold or whatever other prize. They took up their guns and said we will fight for INDEPENDENCE. Think about that. No prize you can touch. Just freedom.

They just wanted to be free from government control. That is all.



I do my best not to speak for others but I'm willing to bet everything I have, as little as it is, and say that if the founders saw what we had become they would be largely disgusted. They would look at us and say "yeah they fucked up but it would have worked had they only followed the plan we laid out."



Does ANYONE here think Tom Jefferson would stand for this? Ben Franklin? Any of them? I know I'm hard on the government as a whole but that is with reason! Can you imagine how disappointed these great people would be in what America has become?



Would ANY of these folks vote to GIVE AWAY their freedom? The freedom they were willing to die so you could have?



No you nor I earned one minute of it, it was given to us. We as Americans have become afraid to defend it, to cherish it, and be on point always to be sure it stays with us.



These people wrote these documents so that the PEOPLE ran the country, a free country, not the government. So the people could hold the government accountable. But the people got fat and lazy. The people don't give a damn. The people act like all this that is going on is ok, or at least not bad enough. What do you think they were going to get on TV one day and say hey there Johnny Idiot, we just decided you aren't free anymore. No they won't they will take your freedoms one day at a time. Because we are to lazy, sorry and stupid to care.



I know I am hard on the Democrats, and I don't intend to accuse them solely in this post. Every single administration takes something from us. It does seem like the current administration is trying to get all they can though. ANYTIME the government runs anything it takes freedom away. It's like a trump card. Once they control the jobs (GM, DODGE) then they control the workers. Once they control the money (282937328 banks) they have everyone by the shorts. They take them one at a time, sometimes not even all of it at once. Another thing you must realize just because you aren't a gun owner (for example) yo should stand up and fight like hell for the right to own and bear em. Every time they regulate anything they are one step closer to regulating something YOU want.



Ok I'm done before I piss myself off which I often do.



T parties everywhere today, if you haven't been and you consider yourself an American you should. No communists, Marxists or socialists there, only Americans. Both parties, you will be very very surprised. The whole Sage clan will drive the 45 minutes to the closest one to us.



There are quotes and pics throughout that are pretty good, they are in no order just random, the pic might not go with the paragraph before or after.


Then if you made it though all of that you can go here, again short and to the point and the document describing your freedoms. HERE

Southern Sage:

The problem with freedom is that it is always always wasted on people who "elect" to give it away.

Have a great Independence day


My God! How little do my countrymen know what precious blessings they are in possession of, and which no other people on earth enjoy! ~Thomas Jefferson

It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you. ~Dick Cheney

He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from opposition; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach himself. ~Thomas Paine

Click that and read it.

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it. ~Thomas Paine

Patrick Henry :

"Three millions of people, armed in the holy cause of liberty, and in such a country as that which we possess, are invincible by any force which our enemy can send against us. Beside, sir, we shall not fight our battles alone. There is a just God who presides over the destinies of Nations, and who will raise up friends to fight our battles for us."
War is Inevitable, March 1775.

Southern Sage:

"The only way to uphold freedom is for every free person to treat it responsibly, by being responsible for their own actions and not allowing the government to take their freedoms BY taking their responsibilities."

Benjamin Franklin :

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."

Southern Sage:

"A lot of men and women gave up their families and futures for you to have the right to vote your freedoms away."

Thomas Jefferson :

"On every question of construction of the Constitution, let us carry ourselves back to the time when the Constitution was adopted, recollect the spirit manifested in the debates, and instead of trying what meaning may be squeezed out of the text, or invented against it, conform to the probable one in which it was passed."


You should go see HOPE she wrote the same thing I did in part of her post in 87866557 less words!! also some accountability on what your donations bought! Hit her up.

Fave HNT's, Funnies!

The Brain Transplant
In the hospital, the relatives were gathered in the waiting room while a family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said, as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, and very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.'

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'

The doctor responded, '$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a female brain.'

The moment turned awkward. Some of the men actually had to 'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women.

One man, unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question that everyone wanted to ask, 'Why does a male brain cost so much more than a female brain?'

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure....
We have to price the female brains a lot lower because they've been used.'

Ok there is one for you female girl women!

Well there were some awesomeeeeee HNT's this week and a couple of newbies too. Y'al hit em up!

New

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And some of the excellent pics from this week!!

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And a late one that some of y'all mighta missed thatsa good'n HERE

One more true funny then I'll go, this becomes way more apparent everyday!


While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.



The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.



The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.



The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb asses put him up there to begin with'.

To true to be all that funny!

Hope y'all have a big ole Safe weekend, think of me I'll be buildin trellises!

Beer, Guest, HNT, Song

Well since its close to the 4th of July I decided to use a patriotic song this week! If you don't like this song or singer please stab your self in both eyes with a fork 27 times.

If you read here much you'll pretty much agree that this is my take, always.

Watch it HERE, this is the Man, without question....

Slow down and read the lyrics.... though if you don't know em you must be a communist.

Walkin' on the Fightin' Side of ME.

I hear people talkin' bad,
About the way we have to live here in this country,
Harpin' on the wars we fight,
An' gripin' 'bout the way things oughta be.
An' I don't mind 'em switchin' sides,
An' standin' up for things they believe in.
When they're runnin' down my country, man,
They're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.

Yeah, walkin' on the fightin' side of me.
Runnin' down the way of life,
Our fightin' men have fought and died to keep.
If you don't love it, leave it:
Let this song I'm singin' be a warnin'.
If you're runnin' down my country, man,
You're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.

I read about some squirrely guy,
Who claims, he just don't believe in fightin'.
An' I wonder just how long,
The rest of us can count on bein' free.
They love our milk an' honey,
But they preach (piss and moan and cry like fuckin 7 year old girls cause they are just a bunch of worthless pussies) about some other way of livin'.
When they're runnin' down my country, hoss,
They're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.

Yeah, walkin' on the fightin' side of me.
Runnin' down the way of life,
Our fightin' men have fought and died to keep.
If you don't love it, leave it:
Let this song I'm singin' be a warnin'.
If you're runnin' down my country, man,
You're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.

Did you read the words? Go back and read the damn words!

Did anyone see the line I added? They edited that outta the original.

Well there ya go. If you read here you already knew all that though.

Click for the guests take on the beer!!!



Surely you know that sexy mouth and that AWESOME boobage! She tweetered or twattered or whatevered that pic and a twisted her arm for it! Thats awesomeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I sure do pretend to drink a lot of beer for y'all!

Well thats all folks, poison ivy and all!

Was that guest pic groovy or not?!

If you are female girl woman and need an excellent vacation you should hit the post below and read it with ur man, he needs to do this for you. Its inexpensive and a fool proof way to get everything a girl could possibly want from a vacation!

The Perfect Vaction for a Wife or Girlfriend

Well I always get mails from chicks wanting to know this that or the other pertaining to guys and I answer them and they take my advice and it works out just like I said it would or they don't and it gets all messed up. Well I know guys don't always ask things so I will give some unrequested advice to guys out there to give your girl the perfect vacation. The ultimate gift. Something that will please them beyond anything they thought possible.

Guys most of you don't appreciate what your girls go through, wives especially. If they work outside of the home they work the same hours as you do then get home and have tend kids and clean house and do most of the cooking, washing, folding and so on. The same goes for SAHM's. Have you ever tried talking to a 3 year old all day as well as doing all the other things listed up there? It doesn't exactly peg out the excitement meter. Well then you roll into the house and half way expect dinner to be ready, kids to act right, house to be clean etc etc and never give her the credit she deserves. Well this plan I have will absolutely let her know how much you care about her and how much you appreciate what she does for the family. This will show her how in tune with her wants, desires and needs are as well as show her you are selfless and all that other sissy stuff they like to see from you once a decade.

This will also work with girlfriends, shack ups, friends with benefits and on and on.

Anyway here you go. Bust out and dust off your trapper keeper and don't miss a word, I will lay it out in easy to understand instructions.

Ok guys first you need to get someone to watch your house, kids, pets or other things that might need tending for 3 days. The plan needs 3 full days. Oh yeah if you can keep it a secret its better. Then you need to make travel plans for the two of you leaving Friday afternoon and returning on the redeye Sunday night. Pick a destination on or near the beach say from Texas to North Carolina. Somewhere she has never been, somewhere beautiful and peaceful at the same time. Ok make the arrangements and all of that.

Then pack for her as well as new lingerie you have bought for her and her favorite ummmmm sexual aids, lubes, jells, lotions, potions, scented bath stuff, new perfume, you know all the foo-foo stuff chicks dig. Make sure you get all of that stuff. I know this sounds stupid but its only three days, damn suck it up wouldja.

Ok then after getting all the stuff squared away off you go to your beach destination arriving Friday night and getting into the LIMO you have waiting at the airport. To the hotel where she is taken directly to get a massage you have scheduled in advance for her. You unpack and prepare for later. Then after the massage you of course have wine or her drink of choice available when she returns. No touching or anything yet. She drinks a few or couple or one depending on her tolerance and you either read her poems or put the radio/tv on her favorite music station. By this time it is time to go to the fancy dinner you have SCHEDULED in advance.

Follow every step to a T!

You go to the dinner where the flowers you have had delivered there in advance for her are presented and the meal is perfect. Candles, romance, sweet nothings etc, all that romance novel BS they like. Then back to the hotel surely she is a little tired tonight from the trip and all.

Then when you return to the hotel you instantly start her a bath with the bath smell good stuff in there and candles and soft music. You offer to wash her lightly but still no sexual stuff AT ALL. Just tending to her in all other ways, pouring drinks, washing her back, adjusting the water temp. So you allow her to soak and all that. If you really went all out she is in a whirlpool tub and its whoopin and all of that, bubbles, smell good etc. You stay clothed. Then when she calls for you when she is ready to get out you go in and with the new super duper soft towel you have bought you lightly dob the water from her skin making sure she is sufficiently dry and then you allow her to do whatever the hell it is they do in there between getting out of the shower and being ready for whatever is next. Then when she calls again (she hasn't been able to see in the room this whole time per your instructions) you go back and give her the naughtiest outfit you bought for her and tell her to put it on wait 5 minutes, let the anticipation continue to mount then come out.

Ok this is the most important part for her to have the most satisfying, wonderful, excellent experience possible so don't get this wrong at all.


Ok then come back into the room, give me your cell phone number and the room key, go to your room and remember to have breakfast, lunch, dinner and alcohol delivered at the appropriate times and don't forget to pick up your completely worn out, sated, satisfied and sore wife or girlfriend up in time to make the airport Sunday.


I'm telling you it hasn't failed yet!

This perfect vacation brought to you by Sage. I have a couple of weekends still open between July 10th and 2010, they are available while they last, first come first served, very well served. I will start making 2011 plans this December.